Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Take time to vote

So the conversation starts with a comment about shaving, I know, it seems pretty obscure but then the conversation developed even more. He, I mean he/she said, "You can tell the guys that are serious at the gym because they shave their chests. Look at David Lee Roth. Everyone thought he had a great set of abs but really it was just covered up with hair."

Now let's flashback to a couple of weeks ago, Monica sent Kim and "he/she" an article from a road bike magazine about men who shave their legs. It talked about how some sports, like swimming and biking, will have pro-athletes that shave their body hair to help reduce drag. He/she read the article and mocked it saying, "I would never shave my legs for a competition."

Huh, a contradiction I would say. He/she is mocking the road bike racers but if it is just a case of working-out-in-the –gym then shaving body hair is okay. Does it really matter more if you are hairless in your local gym or to win a competition? I think he, dang it – I mean "he/she" has it wrong.

Now, we would like to take a poll of the readers of this amazing blog, so please comment. We have two pictures below. One: David Lee Roth in his heyday of Van Halen. Two: Burt Reynolds naked on a bearskin rug. Who do you think is sexier?

Deep thoughts from David Lee Roth: I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
Deep thoughts from Burt Reynolds: You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.

28 comments:

Kimberlie said...

I need to make sure and get my two cents in. It is definitely Burt because I don't want a guy with longer hair then mine like David. Plus, look at those abs.

Hollyl said...

I'm sorry Kim but I must respectfully disagree. Burt is far too hairy...any guy who has pubes "leaking" into his nipple are is a no-go for me. However, David Lee Roth looks dashing with his flowing, golden locks and come hither, "show off the goods" pants. Yummy! My vote: David!

Kimberlie said...

Holly, I think we are in a fight!

Gina said...

Have you seen the Mario Lopez version of that Burt Reynolds pose in People magazine a couple months ago... YUMMY!!! (not) Sorry, but David Lee Roth is definitely far sexier that Burt could ever be and that picture makes me want to hurl.

Kimberlie said...

Gina, (pause) Gina, (sigh) you poor child. My first problem is that you talked about Mario Lopez on our blog. There are standards that we must keep. You belittle our level or society be talking about him. Please don't do it again. I can't go on. I need to take some Advil or a nap now to get over this. NO MARIO ON THIS BLOG!

Gina said...

kimberlie, I think we are in a fight now.

Jill said...

Team Bert! I really thought he was hot as Boss Hogg in the recent Dukes of Hazzard movie. :)

Kim & Monica said...

This is a comment from Jamie - she was having problems with commenting so she asked me to do it for her.

"EWWWW!!!! They are both disgusting. I'm really going to have to think about this vote. On the one had, Burt has dark hair, but on the other hand, David Lee doesn't have hair all over his body...but then there are those jazzed-up, trailer trash pants...but at least he has pants...the flowing tresses are a turn-off, though, but so is the bear-skin rug... hmmmm... dilemma!"

Amy said...

EW YUCKY! Do I have to pick? Burt is too hairy for me. So I'd have to go with the stoned looking guy David, who is a little high at the moment.

Amy said...

PS I would vote for the Modern day Burt though=Mario Lopez!

Kim & Monica said...
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Jill said...

Mario Lopez. What else can I say?

Kim & Monica said...

Okay this Mario Lopez crap has got to stop. I think we will have to put a disclaimer on the blog that says "THERE WILL BE NO MENTIONING OF, REFERENCES TO, ASIDES OR JOKES ABOUT MARIO LOPEZ. IF YOU FEEL THE UNNATURAL URGE TO MAKE THESE TYPES OF COMMENTS PLEASE DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER. THANK YOU." I can't explain it to you but when I watch EXTRA it is an enjoyable experience until he comes on the screen and then the gag-relex kicks in and I have to hurry and change the channel. One of the happiest days of my life was when he and Karina did NOT win Dancing With the Stars. They were so pissed and I laughed and laughed at how angry there faces were. So please, let's be adult about this and not mention him anymore. Please remember which photos have been posted and who you are asked to vote for. Write-in names are not allowed.

Monica said...

Wow, I want to make an apology for all of Kim's typos in her last comment. That is just a fraction of how stirred up she gets with anger & sickness when people talk about Mario Lopez aka the Latin Lover. Please, I beg of you....STOP!!! Or we will all be trying to figure out Kim's misspelled words. It will only get worse.

Gina said...

Okay, you all know you want to see the picture of he-who-must-not-be-named... so come on over to my blog and you can see it! This one is for you Kimberlie.

Kimberlie said...

Well Gina, that picture just goes to show that Mario has no wiener. I don't know why you would vote for him because people without all of their parts is just not sexy.

Gina said...

The appropriate word is "penis" -apparently you didn't read my last post.

Kimberlie said...

Okay missy – I think you have crossed over that imaginary line of inappropriate words. We don’t talk like that and only accept proper slang terms for those kinds of subjects.

Cutler's said...

EEEEWWWWW! Jill! I can't believe you tricked me in to coming over and voting! You guys are hilarious! BTW I agree about "M.L." lets just not make this any worse than it already is. So, Burt (I can't say that without hearing Ernie from Sesame Street saying, "Hey Burt"!), "You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat David?"

Both pics make mw want to hurl!

Kimberlie said...

Other Holly, thanks for the comment. Please come back anytime and leave a comment. By the way, I may need to call you and ask for some help with something for this blog.

Cutler's said...

Anytime!

alyson said...

David Lee Roth! Cuz I like them dumb and blonde!
But I don't think the curtains match the drapes, if ya know what I mean!

Kimberlie said...

This is a comment from Irene.

I am voting for David Lee Roth. Burt Reynolds is sick!!! I did not where to vote on the blog site. Loved the music.

Kimberlie said...

Alyson, you just opened a whole new can of worms with that comment. I am dumbfounded and speachless.

Kimberlie said...

This is a vote from Tina:
Kim,

Can you vote for me? I forgot my password. My vote Burt. David looks to much like a girl. I am definetly into manly men! Your blog is hilarious by the way.

Kimberlie said...

Tina, thank you for the thinking our blog is hilarious. Monica and I think it is hilarious and appreciate the confirmation.

I have to say - I am still thinking about Alyson's comment about the "curtains matching the drapes" and I still have no appropriate response to that. I love it!

Jon said...

WOW! There are simply no words.

McLerran Family said...

Umm, if I have to pick it would be Burt. I agree with Kim's long hair comment. They're both pretty nasty!