Monday, October 20, 2008

Man-Dee the Manerina

It started out as a very ordinary Saturday. I decided to take my two orphans (a.k.a. my children) to meet Kim for breakfast at Mimi’s Café. When what to my beautiful green eyes should appear? But an odd little man on rollerblades in the parking lot. He was pretending to play hockey but to us it was a beautiful rendition of a classical ballet. Without much delay, he removed his shirt as I gasped in horror! Just when I thought to immediately drive away, he started gliding across the pavement like a fairy princess with the parking lot his stage. An overweight ballerina, his feet were so dainty, his body so rotund. The black hair on his back, oh how it glistened in the autumn sun. I was mesmerized, fascinated, and stunned. “Mandy” by Barry Manilow started playing on the radio and I thought what a perfect name for the merry little man, Man-dee the Manerina. Oh Mandy, you came and gave me a laugh without taking. Oh Mandy…..

10 comments:

Jon said...

By far the best yet!
Macho, Macho Man.
You know that's what you were really singing.

Kim & Monica said...

We were not singing "Macho Man" but since it is a request from you we decided to add it to the playlist. This is a great song and we know that you listen to it in the truck all day long as you drive back and forth across the valley (because the song is on repeat). We sure there is no coincidence that you thought of that song so quickly. Can't wait to see you in the "manpris."

Jon said...

Never underestimate, I have the whole cd on repeat.
YMCA, YMCA
In The Navy
Latex manpris, if you must know.

Kim & Monica said...

Latex manpris, for your protection or for ours?

Jon said...

Duel purpose manpris

Kim & Monica said...

Duel or dual? Do you wear them when sword fighting?

Jon said...

Sometimes.

Kim & Monica said...

As long as you're safe, I guess. We would hate for you to get something on you, like sweat, blood, or any other type of bodily fluid.

Jon said...

You and me both.
Thanks for your concern.

Jill said...

I love the added visuals on the pictures. It makes the whole scene play out in my head. That is one hot dude!