Is it more embarrassing to burp in public, to fart in public, or to walk around with your fly open?
Monica said: I pick farting. Because you can’t tell if it will be loud or stinky. You can swallow a burp. There is nothing to see if my fly is open because I am a female (no embarrassing floppy parts).
Kim said: I like burping so that is not embarrassing to me, unless it is a surprise burp. I think it is funny when people have their fly open, not really embarrassing. It would be embarrassing if the person didn't have underwear on. The worst thing that could happen would be to fart in public. I don't come from a family that farts a lot. We even get frustrated with my mom's dog when he farts. I hate farts.
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Farting in public can possibly be the most embarrassing. Like Forrest Gump said, “life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get” Maybe loud, maybe quiet, or maybe its bad enough to clear a room. Then there’s always the possibility of the “shart”. A shart is when you try to fart and a little sh*t comes out. Be careful----Be very careful.
Nothing can more mortifing than thinking you can get away with passing a little silent fart but it turns out to be an SBD (Silent But Deadly) You know, the kind that make the paint peel off the walls & all you can do is stand there and pretend that you didn't do it when everyone around you knows that you did. The plus side...if you've got small children you can blame it on them. BWAHAHAHA!
I can just blame Joel when there is a fart smell in the room... he isn't embarrassed about it at all. But I agree, the fart is the way most embarrassing. :)
That is what I think is funny about Joel. He just doesn't care. It is like the "nelson" incident, he didn't care. I love that story!
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