Kim and Monica: A pair of friends with too many opinions.
The actress portraying my riveting life story would be Drew Barrymore. We are both cute. We both have flashed people our naughty bits. We are about the same age. We both have gotten into trouble and come out of it. And people want to be our friends.
I would say Nicole Kidman would play me in the movie of my life because we've both been through painful divorces, had a child at age 40, skinny as hell, and smooth foreheads (though mine is natural). She also has strawberry blonde hair... I think we have matching "rugs" if you know what I mean. :)
Definitely Janeane Garofalo. We both have weird last names, quick wit, and dark brown hair. People like us because we are interesting and funny.
I would pick Audrey Hepburn.
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